giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
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m33wlin:WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
woops
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
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if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
(Source: madfawn, via danikafacette)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
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Beach date, 1950swhy can’t guys dress like this now? STUPID BAGGY SHORTS, STUPID TACKY HOODIES, STUPID SNAPBACKS
this is so unbelievably perfect. i love this photo, oh sosososo much
(Source: hollyhocksandtulips, via savedbysoutherncharm)
this horse is wearing thigh highs.
oh no cutie
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Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
“What gives you courage to walk up to a 10 in a bar?”
Umm.. The fact that you’re Luke Bryan.
if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh
is nobody going to talk about this painting
i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD
never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
they have handle bar mustaches you guys.
